Etiquette: Pass the fucking salt
Some pride flags color picked from gastropods
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The thing about being a profoundly weird person is that it doesn't happen overnight. The kind of people who'll do shit that nobody else would actually genuinely do by pure accident already have an accumulation of low-level layers of weird but harmless choices that nobody else would make, which sometimes just happen to align in ways that wouldn't happen to someone else.
Genuinely, profoundly weird people don't go out of their way to do profoundly weird shit. They don't think "ok what is the quirkiest way I could respond in this situation?", it's just that their environment is already set up for weird things to happen, because of those minor, insignificant weird choices they've already made.
They're simply the kind of people who would unexpectedly find out that you can just buy medical label stickers online, immediately order a bunch, and then forget all about them for several months. Not supremely baffling, but also not something a regular person would do for shits and giggles.
And then only remember the stickers seven months later when they run out of regular clear tape while wrapping gifts, and figuring out that they can totally just use the stickers instead of having to run off to the store just to buy one tiny roll of scotch tape and nothing else. Again, perhaps not the solution that most people would make, but not completely unreasonable one.
That is the kind of a person who would take enjoyment in matching the cool bright-coloured stickers into the wrapping papers by complimentary colours, completely forget to consider what the labels themselves say, and therefore be the only person who could somehow accidentally use stickers that say "CAUTION: DO NOT INSERT INTO MOUTH OR ANUS" while gift-wrapping a cactus.
i.d: the bi lesbian flag by @bi-lesbian with word art reading “BE GAY” / “DO CRIME” / “STAY SILLY :3”
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
SEA PANCAKE BACK IN
tumblr blog “white people twitter” posting a fake twitter conversation between two BTS members that is literally a word for word recreation of an old tumblr post
giant squid suckers are absolutely mesmorizing ya’ll look at this
it got TEEFTH
The funny thing is that I learned this already from WILD KRATTS. They have teeth because if they didn’t, they would get absolutely trashed by sperm whales, they also have it to keep prey like other squids from escaping. Colossal Squid also have hooks that can swivel in place.
did you know some octopi carry around security coconuts?
I am on my MANY knees begging you to elaborate
Amphioctopus marginatus, aka the Coconut octopus, is a medium sized octopus(6 inches long including arms) that lives in the tropical pacific ocean in the sandy bottoms of bays or lagoons and can use discarded coconut halves to use as a shield
They’ve also also used clam shells depending on their size to protect themselves too
They also walk bipedally, supposedly to mimic a floating coconut rolling through the sea due to a current
oh my SWEET GOLLY FUCK
i saw someone on twitter pitch an idea for a show where you and steve from the OG blues clues try to figure out adult problem solving related to taxes and taking out a loan or writing a cover letter cleverly titled “steve and you get a clue” and i think that’s great i think there’s an audience for it but i was immediately confronted with an image for an episode where you’re already trying to solve another problem and then the check engine light comes on on steve’s car and steve draws the check engine light symbol in his handy dandy notebook
“bow bow bow bow bow”
“it is just one fucking thing after the other, isn’t it blue?”
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